Niki's Salad: "MTV Movie Awards" or maybe... "Twilight Movie Awards"?

I watched the MTV Movie Awards hosted by Aziz Ansari last night and I understood why they air the red carpet before the actual show. Because it is actually kinda dull. Some of the dialogues were funny, but most of them, were long and boring. That's why they try to attract the audience by watching the interviews and the stars' clothes, trying to excite us with all the glam.
Don't get me wrong I love movies, but it was a bit boring and predictable. Who did not guess that the Twilight saga would win all the awards? I like New Moon, but it was predictable! What I did like were the live performances. The blue Katy Perry with Snoop Dogg presenting their new summer hit "California gurls", Tom Cruise's alter ego, Les Grossman with hot Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera's return, ... oh wait those were all!

The Twilight enthusiasts had a treat with all the closeups on Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. That did not disappoint, right? What did, was once again Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's kiss when they won the "Best Kiss" Award, which did not happen like last year. Let me take a wild guess about what they will do next year. Um... pretend to kiss and actually won't? Almost the whole show was about the Twilight saga.
New Moon won 4 awards and Robert Pattinson won the "Global Superstar" award. I'm sorry, but I prefer Taylor's hot abs and not the pale vampire, who cut his hair short, probably because he heard that everyone knows he never showers and found an easier way to look clean, it's a good thing we cannot smell through the TV. Maybe that's why Kristen didn't kiss him and changed her seat later.
To continue on this "Twilight MTV Movie Awards", Anna Kendrick received the "Breakthrough Performance" for the movie New Moon Up In The Air. Kendrick actually plays Jessica on the Twilight saga imagine that!
We also got to see the trailer for the much anticipated sequel, Eclipse, where Bella struggles to choose between Edward and Jacob. Twilight is a phenomenon, which has taken over planet Earth, even my mom is Twilight-ed and has read all four books and can't wait to watch Eclipse!

Sandra Bullock also stole the show with her speech about "moving on" referring to her recent divorce and the unexpected kiss with Scarlett Johansson. Bullock won the "Generation Award", given by Betty White, who told her "Never wear that dress backwards!", Bradley Cooper and Johansson. She truly deserves it, cause she is an amazing actress. My personal favorite Sandra Bullock films are Miss Congeniality, Practical Magic and of course Premonition with the hot ♥Julian McMahon♥ playing her lovely hubby.

We also got to see the trailer for the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows movie and Tom Felton won the "Best Villain" Award. Justin Bieber appeared in a video and made the crowd, I mean the little girls go wild. Katy Perry with her blue do, copied by Lady GaGa inspired by the upcoming live action/animated flick she's in The Smurfs sang "California Gurls", along with Doggy Dogg, which I listened to for the first time and I simply loved it. Xtina performed a medley from her new album "Bionic" wearing a glowing LED heart on her crotch, trying to make an impression as her new songs are good, but can hardly reach her old hits. Last but not least, Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez performed a spectacular live dance routine. A lol moment was when Jessica Biel and Bradley Cooper presented the "Best Kiss" award and a ballgame-inspired Kiss Cam began making rounds around the room. A number of couples were forced to kiss like Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron, but the most passionate kiss was shared by Russel Brand and... No it's not Katy Perry who you think it is, but Jonah Hill, who were literally groping each other!!!